Hi. I'm Carrie. Carrie not the kind of girl you'd marry. (Not The Kind, for short). Welcome to my funny website + shop.
I know I'm not easy to live with. I get a terrible churning feeling in my tummy if the cutlery drawer isn't tidy. I cry if the dish rack isn't filled neatly in order to achieve full drying capacity. I'm scared of dogs that look like they might kill me, spiders measuring more than 2mm in diameter and almost all varieties of melted cheese. I never make the bed and always leave notebooks and pens strewn all over the house.
I'm an enormous fan of cardigans and cats. I like to think I'm a hat person but I am not. My favourite colour is green. And electric blue. And shocking pink and yellow and red.